Devourer of worlds

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 01/03/2018 at 23:54 • Filed to: She's lot unicron except she wasn't voiced by Orson Welles

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New ball lasted about seven minutes. She’s got it down to a science these days.

Nibbles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/04/2018 at 00:05

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Time to upgrade to racketballs.

Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/04/2018 at 00:17

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You replace balls, we replace shower curtains and venetian blinds. All of them cheap ... lucky us.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Steve in Manhattan 01/04/2018 at 00:21

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I’m not saying that I won’t miss my cats when they pass.

But first thing I’m doing is buying a leather couch in memorium. For the grieving process. Yes.

Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/04/2018 at 00:56

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Our cats show no interest at all in leather, but Vader likes cream cheese and tries to steal it. Yoda would fuck up the wire sculptures on the wall, but even he can’t jump that high.

SmugAardvark > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/04/2018 at 02:22

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My dog (Beagle mix) is weird. She destroys nearly any toys we give her within 20 minutes*. But she doesn’t chew up tennis balls. She loves to play fetch with them, and will carry one around with her. But she won’t actually chew them. This isn’t any kind of behavior we taught her, just how she chooses to be.

*Sometimes she gets a toy that she loves to sleep next to, but not chew apart. She’ll carry it from her bed to the sofa, to her kennel, and back again.

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Recovering Gaijin > SmugAardvark 01/04/2018 at 05:55

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Your beagle has got it together in a way few humans do

Comfy couch, favorite toy. Contentment.

Zen beagle

SmugAardvark > Recovering Gaijin 01/04/2018 at 06:10

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In many ways, I’m thoroughly jealous of how oblivious she is to the world as a whole. Just happy to have her humans around and to be able to lick herself pretty much anywhere she wants.

But I’m thankful that I can eat chocolate and drink beer, so I guess there’s definitely a trade-off.

Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/04/2018 at 06:54

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She’s just so precious.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/04/2018 at 09:40

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My wife bought a bag of cheap tennis balls and we cut them all in half. Her little part-Schnauzer terrier will chase them, but decides which one he wants and only return that particular one on a given evening. We have no idea how he tells them apart.

Happy 2018.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Steve in Manhattan 01/04/2018 at 09:41

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Do you ever torment your cats with a laser pointer?

diplodicus > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/04/2018 at 09:42

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Street hockey or lacrosse balls man. I’ve even run over the street hockey balls with my lawn mower and they were still in one piece.

Steve in Manhattan > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/04/2018 at 17:01

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Nope, and the Roomba, when we had it, utterly did not faze them. Gojira doesn’t even scare them.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Steve in Manhattan 01/04/2018 at 18:53

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Nope, you don’t because you are not evil, or because the cats are uninterested by it a laser pointer?

Steve in Manhattan > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/04/2018 at 21:00

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Have never owned a laser pointer, and I would never buy one merely to torture them. And I’ve given up PowerPoint, so there is no point ....

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Steve in Manhattan 01/04/2018 at 21:15

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If you really wanted to torment your cats, you could force them to watch PowerPoint presentations.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/05/2018 at 10:46

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our puppers decieded to devour my wifes entire bag of dark chocolate hearshys kisses...so thats been fun the past two days

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 01/05/2018 at 12:39

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Oh no :(